Show HN: Mirage Browser, the deadest of internets. ~1000 tok/s 1998 internet

Mirage browser is a real time, interactive retro internet simulation. You can type any website into the url bar and it will be generated at ~1000 tokens/sec. Click on any link and it will generate the consecutive page immediately. Additionally, you can use the 'search engine', classifieds or encyclopedia directly from the browser home page. Or make one up and visit it. If you encounter any phone numbers you have the ability to call it and speak with whoever is on the other side of the line.